Men and Melons are hard to know. (Benjamin Franklin - Poor Richard's Almanac)

Customer Service,
Doorknobs & Bodypaint,
November 2010

Unclasps her warmed jewels one by one;
Loosens her fragrant bodice; by degrees
Her rich attire creeps rustling to her knees.

John Keats – The Eve of Saint Agnes – Stanza XXVI